Friday, January 29, 2010
best way to say I LOVE YOU
hello everyone !!
we people keep searching for news ways n ideas to express our love for that special someone. and when we do it, it feels all so good to see our love smile on us after we floor them in a unique and a very special way !!
therefore, i decided to share with you all, a very neo way to say - I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART
just copy this link below (in pink) and paste it in the address bar of your web browser window -
javascript:function flood(n) {if ( self.moveBy ) {for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} flood(6);{ var inp = "TRAEHTEEWS UOY EVOL I"; var outp = ""; for (i = 0; i <= inp.length; i++) { outp = inp.charAt (i) + outp ; } alert(outp) ;};
once you paste it, just hit the enter key. mind you that you show it to your love at the time of hitting the enter key or better still you ask your love to hit the enter key and enter your love life ;)
let me know whether you like this idea !!
Posted via web from SONU SARDA
Explanations............ (Good Jokes)
Explanations. .
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....
3.. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? ' Dad says, 'You are my son,
I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? ' Dad says, 'You are my son,
I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
Cute Mail - Dont Miss
One of the cutest emails I have ever read!!!!
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more".
They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.
Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and
questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?"
Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go.........
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more".
They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.
Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and
questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?"
Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go.........
Excellent one on LOGIC.
A Harvard scholar, Mr. Sean Goldstein approaches a learned Rabbi telling him that he has a Doctorate in philosophy, and would now like to learn the Talmud to round off or complete his knowledge. After summing him up for a few minutes, the Rabbi told him " I seriously doubt that you are ready to study Talmud. It’s the deepest book of our people. If you wish however I am willing to examine you in logic, and if you pass the test I will teach you Talmud. "
The young man agrees. Rabbi holds up two fingers " Two men come down a chimney. One comes with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
The young man stares at the Rabbi. "Is that a test in Logic?” The Rabbi nods.
"The one with the dirty face washes his face" He answers wearily.
"Wrong. The one with the clean face washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So the one with the clean face washes his face."
"Very clever" Says Goldstein. . "Give me another test"
The Rabbi again holds up two fingers " Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. which one washes his face?
"We have already established that. The one with the clean face washes his face"
"Wrong. Each one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So the one with the clean face washes his face. When the one with the dirty face sees the one with the clean face washing his face, he also washes his face. So each one washes his face"
"I didn't think of that!" Says Goldstein. " It’s shocking to me that I could make an error in logic. Test me again!."
The Rabbi holds up two fingers " Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
"Each one washes his face"
"Wrong. Neither one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. But when the one with clean face sees that the one with the dirty face doesn't wash his face, he also doesn't wash his face So neither one washes his face"
Goldstein is desperate. "I am qualified to study Talmud. Please give me one more test"
He groans when the Rabbi lifts his two fingers "Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with
a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
"Neither one washes his face"
"Wrong. Do you now see, Sean, why Socrates logic is an insufficient basis for studying the Talmud? Tell me, how is it possible for two men to come down the same chimney, and for one to come out with a clean face and the other with a dirty face? Don’t you see? The whole question is narishkeit - foolishness - and if you spend your life trying to answers foolish questions, all your answers will be foolish."
The young man agrees. Rabbi holds up two fingers " Two men come down a chimney. One comes with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
The young man stares at the Rabbi. "Is that a test in Logic?” The Rabbi nods.
"The one with the dirty face washes his face" He answers wearily.
"Wrong. The one with the clean face washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So the one with the clean face washes his face."
"Very clever" Says Goldstein. . "Give me another test"
The Rabbi again holds up two fingers " Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. which one washes his face?
"We have already established that. The one with the clean face washes his face"
"Wrong. Each one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So the one with the clean face washes his face. When the one with the dirty face sees the one with the clean face washing his face, he also washes his face. So each one washes his face"
"I didn't think of that!" Says Goldstein. " It’s shocking to me that I could make an error in logic. Test me again!."
The Rabbi holds up two fingers " Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
"Each one washes his face"
"Wrong. Neither one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. But when the one with clean face sees that the one with the dirty face doesn't wash his face, he also doesn't wash his face So neither one washes his face"
Goldstein is desperate. "I am qualified to study Talmud. Please give me one more test"
He groans when the Rabbi lifts his two fingers "Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with
a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
"Neither one washes his face"
"Wrong. Do you now see, Sean, why Socrates logic is an insufficient basis for studying the Talmud? Tell me, how is it possible for two men to come down the same chimney, and for one to come out with a clean face and the other with a dirty face? Don’t you see? The whole question is narishkeit - foolishness - and if you spend your life trying to answers foolish questions, all your answers will be foolish."
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Aesthetic Meaning of Words
LOVE  Sorrow  Innocence  Departure  Pain  Solitude  Music  Respect  Compassion  Friendship  |
Patience
Stranger
Rescued
Best friends
Divine
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass..
it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
What's in a name
Hewlett Packard Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett. Mercedes This was actually the financier's daughter's name. Adobe This came from name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock. Apple Computers It was the favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock. CISCO It is not an acronym as popularly believed. It is short for San Francisco. Compaq This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object. Corel The name was derived from the founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland Research Laboratory. Google The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor; they received a cheque made out to 'Google' Hotmail Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective uppercasing. Intel Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics. Lotus (Notes) Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Microsoft Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on. Motorola Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola. ORACLE Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL code by IBM. The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine. Later they kept the same name for the company. Sony It originated from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster. SUN Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network. Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer; Vinod Khosla recruited him and Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it, and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer. Yahoo! The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels'. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! Founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves Yahoos |
Life's longing for itself
Your children are not your children / They are the sons and daughters of life’s longing for itself …!!!
Posted via web from Sonu Sarda
The ABC s of HAPPINESS
ASPIRE TO YOUR POTENTIAL.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. CREATE A GOOD LIFE. DREAM ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN BECOME. EXERCISE FREQUENTLY. FORGIVE HONEST MISTAKES. GLORIFY THE CREATIVE SPIRIT. HUMOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS. IMAGINE GREAT THINGS. JOYFULLY LIVE EACH DAY. KINDLY HELP OTHERS. LOVE ONE ANOTHER. MEDITATE DAILY. NURTURE THE ENVIRUNMENT..... ORGANISE FOR HARMONIOUS ACTION. PRAISE PERFORMANCE WELL DONE. QUESTION MOST THINGS. REGULATE YOUR OWN BEHAVIOUR. SMILE OFTEN. THINK RATIONALLY. UNDERSTAND YOURSELF. VALUE LIFE. WORK FOR THE COMMON GOOD. X-RAY AND CAREFULLY EXAMINE PROBLEMS. YEARN TO IMPROVE. ZESTFULLY PURSUE HAPPINESS.Posted via web from Sonu Sarda
The ABC s that make your DREAM COME TRUE
AVOID NEGATIVE PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS & HABITS.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. CONSIDER THINGS FROM EVERY ANGLE. DONT GIVE UP &DONT GIVE IN. ENJOY LIFE TODAY; YESTERDAY IS GONE; TOMORROW MAYNEVER COME. FAMILY & FRIENDS ARE HIDDEN TREASURES; SEEK THEM &
ENJOY THEIR RICHES. GIVE MORE THAN YOU'VE PLANNED. HANG ON TO YOUR DREAMS. IGNORE THOSE WHO TRY TO DISCOURGE YOU. JUST DO IT. KEEP TRYING NO MATTER HOW HARD IT SEEMS;
IT WILL GET EASIER ! LOVE YOURSELF FIRST & MOST !!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE DREAMS HAPPEN. NEVER LIE, CHEAT OR STEAL;
ALWAYS STRIKE A FAIR DEAL. OPEN YOUR EYES & SEE THINGS AS THEY REALLY ARE. PRACTISE MAKES PERFECT. QUTTERS NEVER WIN & WINNERS NEVER QUIT ! READ &LEARN ABOUT EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO YOU. STOP PROCRASTINATING ! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. UNDERSTAND YOURSELF IN ORDER TO BETTER UNDERSTAND
OTHERS. VISUALISE YOUR DREAMS. WANT YOUR DREAMS MORE THAN ANYTHING. X-CCELERATE YOUR EFFORTS. Y O U ARE A UNIQUE INDIOVIDUAKL;
NOTHING CAN REPLACE Y O U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZERO IN YOUR GOALS & GO FOR THEM ! **************************************************** LIFE'S
GERATEST
GIFT
IS
LOVE,
& &LIFE'S
GREATEST
JOY
IS
IN
SHARING
IT.......
######################################################
Posted via web from Sonu Sarda
Thinnest book
Name the thinnest book in the world ever written -
WHAT MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
Posted via web from Sonu Sarda
Stupid Universal Laws
UNIVERSAL LAWS
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).Law of the Bath- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach..Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Logical Argument- Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Posted via web from Sonu Sarda
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)