Rumor of the Day - AVATAR

Rajesh Khanna breaks his silence, accuses James Cameron of his latest blockbuster Avatar being a copy of Kaka’s 1983 Bollywood masterpiece Avtaar. He supported his argument with following proofs,   They copied the POSTER!             They even copied my paralyzed hand.         Shabana’s faraway look, copied again.             Do you need more proof...? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Resignation

A Wedding in ShanXi...!

A Wedding in ShanXi Traditionally a very poor region of China until the discovery of vast coal deposits. Have a look at a wedding involving one of the coal boss' family. OMG !!! A Ferrari here can only be the escort car! Wedding limo: Rolls-Royce Phantom The Groom's house Part of the dowry (cheque, gold bars and gold rice bowl set) The Lambo (second one) is also part of the dowry! Groom with the best men "team" Picking up the bride Bride's home The lucky bride Part of the escort team A \3,000 manicure, forget the diamond ring. Giving the "Open the Door" Red Packets Receiving the red packets on the other side Bride's family The wedding hall This is one fleet for a wedding on June 20, 2009 in Datong, a major city in Shanxi. Of course, involving another coal magnate. F360 40 Porsche Cayennes, Range Rovers, BMW X5 and Audi Q7 are not counted as the wedding fleet, only escorts. Classic Ferrari 575M The escort team's job is to go ahead of the wedding fleet to "clear the road"! The camera team 6 Jeeps as camera team 4 Ferrari leads 4 Rolls Royce main fleet 6 Mercedes 6 Bentleys 20 Audi A8s Hummer at the back Cayennes for "odd jobs"!!!!!!! !

a woman's laughter

When a woman laughs… Good girls only smile, eyes cast down. That’s what girls are told from childhood. That logic however doesn’t cut ice with girls anymore...

A woman’s gentle smile as she looks at the baby in her arms; the shy smile of a girl who first steps into womanhood; the coquettish slanted smile of a woman when she teases her lover; the uproarious laughter a woman shares only with siblings, or when alone with women friends.
A woman’s laugh is fascinating to a man at all times. And she knows it. In fact, laughter shares a special place amongst the sexes in the mating game. Small enchanting smiles that reveal untold secrets as eyes skitter away after meeting accidentally; the open smile of attraction; sly grins remembering shared moments; stifled giggles from behind closed doors, and later the shared indulgent smile of parents over a child’s head.
And of course the laughter over remembered moments and shared memories.
No wonder girls are always stopped from laughing out loud; it’s because fathers and mothers realise what a girl’s laughter can do to a man; the kind of signals it can be construed to give. And so she’s told to tone down her laugh, while a man may roar as loud as he pleases!
As a colleague from Navbharat Times, Balmukund, admitted endearingly in his column, women who laugh out loud may be considered uncivilised or forward, but the truth is “I like the loud laughter of women. It rings a bell in my ears…” Uncivilised indeed! All part of the conspiracy to keep girls “safe”! She has been told since childhood that good girls never laugh out loud and certainly not look into a guy’s eyes while doing so. Good girls only smile, eyes cast down.
That logic however never cut any ice with me. Returning from a party one night, my father advised me casually that it doesn’t behove a girl to draw undue attention to herself in a room full of men and women. This nicely worded advice cut me to the quick; years later I realised I was upset because for the first time my father had actually thought of me as a woman he needed to shield from other men rather than just as his child. It hurts when you turn from child to a daughter. A daughter who shouldn’t wear clothes that define her body, who doesn’t talk or laugh loudly, or who sits primly, legs joined at the knees.
Luckily for my sister and me, Dad couldn’t hold that mood for long. And were we glad!
Even as a child, I remember going into peals of raucous laughter and being accused by all at home of cackling like a goose! This caused much merriment as my sister and brother would be rolling around on the floor clutching their stomachs and I would try to give out a designer-made laugh. Ladies only titter or giggle, I would be told; they never cackle, and certainly never roar! All to no avail, because try as I might, the cackle never turned musical.
Even now, a good comic
scene can set me off to the extent that my husband and sons stop laughing after a point and try to quieten me, so scared are they that I may die of a heart attack caused by uncontrollable laughter! Tears streaking down my cheeks, I reassure them, that’s just vintage me, cackle and all; and I will be all the better after the purging of emotions… That’s why I found Kajol’s cackle in My Name is Khan very amusing and charming, as did Shah Rukh Khan.
Truth be told, there is some substance in the phrase “hansi toh phansi” (if she laughs, consider her won over) because a woman will most likely laugh out loud only with a guy she genuinely likes and trusts. And who hasn’t heard of most women’s first requirement in the guy they wish to marry? A sense of humour!
Women like to laugh as much as men feel the need to make them laugh. No wonder the internet is full of expert advice for men on how to make a woman laugh!
Of course one should beware the effects of ill-timed or ill-placed laughter. After all it was the mocking laugh Draupadi let out when Duryodhana made his missteps in the Palace of Illusions and when Karna sought her hand that led them both to hate her with a vengeance that brought about her humiliating disrobing and the misfortunes of the Pandavas. When Duryodhana hears her laugh at him…
“Wild and intoxicating. Maddening. Women shouldn’t laugh like that. They had no right to. Perhaps he would have loved that laughter had its owner been his. Perhaps he would have adored it then. He would have bathed again and again in its glory perhaps. But she was not his. She was theirs. He had failed to make her his. And she had not allowed Karna to win her for him either. He had carried the memory of the laughter of the Pandavas in his heart back to Hastinapura. And he had carried the memory of her laughter in his heart… Back to his home. Back to his lair. And Draupadi had known danger was coming.

A PUZZLE 4 YOU

Here is a puzzle for you Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.   Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you.   What to do now  ............ write your answer before your scroll down.... Scroll down for answer... / / / / / /     / / Sing a Happy Birthday song for Lion.   / /

Drinking problem

The Ash Theory

it was the day of 13 feb 2010....
5 friends decide to hang out and party to celebrate the promotion of 1 of them at the work place.

Ankik Dhar was working at a premier investment banking firm, J P Morgan at mumbai.
Shilpa Goenka was also working at a premier investment banking firm, Nomura at mumbai.
Ankik had a sister, Anindyee Dhar who was studying at the Fergusson college, pune.
Shilpa had 2 other friends at pune too.

Ankik was an engineering graduate from the prestigious Indian Institute of Technology, Kharagpur.
Shilpa was also an engineering graduate from the renowned BIT Mesra.

Ankik got a promotion at work recently and wanted to celebrate his glory with his sister and friends. even Shilpa had to go to pune to meet her friends. so Ankik and Shilpa leave mumbai and head towards pune to party. the 5 decide to hang out at the German Bakery pune. a few days before this Ankik's sister Anindyee had asked her teacher at her college about the true meaning of DEATH. did she have some premonition?

after taking their seats at the german bakery, the 5 friends found a desolate n isolated bag kept under their table. without having any clue to whom it belonged, they call the waiter to have a look at the bag so that it could be given to the person to whom it belongs. a waiter heads towards them but in the mid way gets diverted to some other customer. so another different helper moves in their direction.

no one imagined what was in store next for these brilliant and true 5 friends. the moment the bag was opened at that place, it went off... it exploded coz a bomb was placed in that bag. those 5 friends, the waiter and 3 other people lived their last in that bomb blast at the german bakery on the evening of 13 feb 2010.

Shilpa was a friend of mine and Ankik was known to me too. they were in their early 20s and were poised to take on the world and be on the world platform, the centre stage, the biggest stage of them all. but the next day their photographs got printed on the daily newspapers since they were no more to breathe in this world and got killed in this brutal and viscious act of humanity.

all their dreams ambitions and wishes are now left in the form of ashes. life is nothing but a form of this ash. it spreads like a smoke from one place to another. when there is no space for the smoke to move into, it decides to move upwards on its path to heaven and leaves behind what is called as ash.

what if the smoke of your life decides to move upwards to heaven?
what if all your dreams ambitions and wishes get converted to this immortal form of ash?
what if TODAY be the last you would get to breathe in this mortal world?

take your call...!!!

Boss Reactions...

 Boss Reaction

In Beginning... ..Boss Be good, you will be fine.  After a week... Must Work Hard man

After a month...
Must Work very hard you know!

After a Quarter....
Can you hear me, you must work hard!!!

If U find a friend better than me

If U find a friend better than me... Go Ahead I wont Stop u..... ......   But when he/she leaves u..... ....... ...... Look behind I will be there to...... ..........   ...... ...... ......   .. ...... ...... ....... ...... ...... ......   ......... ...... .......   .. ......... ....... ... ......   ...... ...... ......   ... ......... ...... ....... ...... ...... Slap U.... and Ask .........   ..     "" Jaayega ? ? Phir Jaayega ? ?    ""

Shilpa and Ankik

Dear Shilpa and Ankik,

this blog is dedicated to you guys.

i was in a state of shock to hear about your sad demise from namita, in the pune bomb blast that took place on 13 feb 2010 at german bakery in pune. i have met both you guys and have known you as a friend too.

Ankik i gave you the name of NUMERO UNO... n Shilpa is the Diva to have been. i pray to God that He gives strength and support to your family members and gifts YOU a whole new beautiful world to live in after this. i came to know that even Ankik's sister was there with him at the time of the blast and is not there any more in this world. shilpa was there with her 2 best friends too. may God give peace to YOU ALL and that your souls rest in peace.

it has been a real wonderful journey with you guys no matter how small it was. all i wish is that my MOTHER GODDESS takes care of YOU GUYS and gives you a new happy universe to live in that is devoid of all the sorrows and pains of this materialistic world.

LOVE YOU GUYS AND SHALL ALWAYS MISS YOU... JAI MATA DI

How to make a woman happy

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Small Smile :-)

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